LalalaAmirah
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls:

oppossum-fried-rice:

not a daaaamn thing tbh

Im gon say you gon need to back yo sci fi looking ass back nigga see me tryna get slme food ill men in black yo ass right now wassup.

mookie-is-mindless-for-girls:

oppossum-fried-rice:

not a daaaamn thing tbh

Im gon say you gon need to back yo sci fi looking ass back nigga see me tryna get slme food ill men in black yo ass right now wassup.

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit."God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

verylilpimpin:

livelaughloveatrandom:

sourcedumal:

de-la-saadiq:

dynastylnoire:

thahalfrican:

blackberriesandchocolatejuice:

blackgirlsparadise:

raeraecake:

😂😂😂

Yep. And?

Shiiiddd… We been recycling!!!

we saving the earth shittttt what yall doin???

bullshittin

Bruh .

That recyclin game yo!

Like shit.

Lmfaoooo

verylilpimpin:

livelaughloveatrandom:

sourcedumal:

de-la-saadiq:

dynastylnoire:

thahalfrican:

blackberriesandchocolatejuice:

blackgirlsparadise:

raeraecake:

😂😂😂

Yep. And?

Shiiiddd… We been recycling!!!

we saving the earth shittttt what yall doin???

bullshittin

Bruh .

That recyclin game yo!

Like shit.

Lmfaoooo

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…