not a daaaamn thing tbh
Im gon say you gon need to back yo sci fi looking ass back nigga see me tryna get slme food ill men in black yo ass right now wassup.
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
Shiiiddd… We been recycling!!!
we saving the earth shittttt what yall doin???
That recyclin game yo!
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
if u wit ur girl
and she put her phone down like this:
u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke
Can y’all stop giving away secrets
i think we all know this one person…