Every black parent to they child…
HOW TAYLOR SWIFT WALKS .
HOW DEMI LOVATO WALKS .
HOW BEYONCE WALKS .
HOW I WALK .
I’m so unhappy it’s unreal and my life is crumbling right in front of me and all I can do is stand there and watch it
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
me trying to get hmwk done
things i haven’t learned in school:
-how to pay bills
-how to buy a house
-what to say in an interview
-how to apply for bank loans
but it’s all fine because i know that enzymes are biological catalysts that will denature if the pH or temperature they are in is too high so i’m set for life with that really
i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
Tré Melvin reading rainbows and getting you hoes hooked on phonics.
If you wanna talk about my weight here’s an advice: don’t or I’ll stab you with a cactus